Saturday, 25 August 2012
Thursday, 26 July 2012
Polish pickle factory.
Yossel Zelkovitz worked in a Polish pickle factory.
For many years he had a powerful desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer.
Unable to stand it any longer, he sought professional help from the factory psychologist.
For many years he had a powerful desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer.
Unable to stand it any longer, he sought professional help from the factory psychologist.
After six months, the therapist gave up.
He advised Yossel to go ahead and do it or he would probably never have any
peace of mind.
The next day he came home from work very early.
His wife, Sacha, became alarmed and wanted to know what had happened.
Yossel tearfully confessed his tormenting desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer.
He went on to explain that today he finally went ahead and did it, and he was immediately fired.
Sacha gasped and ran over to her husband.
She quickly yanked down his pants and shorts only to find a normal, completely intact penis.
He advised Yossel to go ahead and do it or he would probably never have any
peace of mind.
The next day he came home from work very early.
His wife, Sacha, became alarmed and wanted to know what had happened.
Yossel tearfully confessed his tormenting desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer.
He went on to explain that today he finally went ahead and did it, and he was immediately fired.
Sacha gasped and ran over to her husband.
She quickly yanked down his pants and shorts only to find a normal, completely intact penis.
She looked up and said, "I don't understand. What about the pickle slicer?"
Yossel replied, "I think she got fired, too."
Yossel replied, "I think she got fired, too."
Wednesday, 25 July 2012
Global elite hide $21 trillion from tax collectors worldwide « Dvorak News Blog
Global elite hide $21 trillion from tax collectors worldwide « Dvorak News Blog:
'via Blog this'
'via Blog this'
Monetary Fund, suggests that for many developing countries the cumulative value of the capital that has flowed out of their economies since the 1970s would be more than enough to pay off their debts to the rest of the world…The problem here is that “the assets of these countries are held by a small number of wealthy individuals while the debts are shouldered by the ordinary people of these countries through their governments,” the report says…
And here in the United States, we are told we should vote to elect a leading representative of the tax cheats this report is all about – to be president of the country.
Tuesday, 24 July 2012
Saturday, 14 July 2012
Thursday, 21 June 2012
Fwd: These 6 Corporations Control 90% Of The Media In America - Business Insider
The only good thing I can see is that in Australia we have the ABC and SBS and Public access radio.
Also these buggers still haven't worked out how to fully control the internet...
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And here's to you Mrs Robinson ... read the article ...
This infographic created by Jason at Frugal Dad shows that almost all media comes from the same six sources.
That's consolidated from 50 companies back in 1983.
NOTE: This infographic is from last year and is missing some key transactions. GE does not own NBC (or Comcast or any media) anymore. So that 6th company is now Comcast. And Time Warner doesn't own AOL, so Huffington Post isn't affiliated with them.
But the fact that a few companies own everything demonstrates "the illusion of choice," Frugal Dad says. While some big sites, like Digg and Reddit aren't owned by any of the corporations, Time Warner owns news sites read by millions of Americans every year.
Wednesday, 20 June 2012
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