Thursday 26 July 2012

Polish pickle factory.

Yossel Zelkovitz worked in a Polish pickle factory.

For many years he had a powerful desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer.
Unable to stand it any longer, he sought professional help from the factory psychologist.

After six months, the therapist gave up.
He advised Yossel to go ahead and do it or he would probably never have any
peace of mind.

The next day he came home from work very early.
His wife, Sacha, became alarmed and wanted to know what had happened.
Yossel tearfully confessed his tormenting desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer.
He went on to explain that today he finally went ahead and did it, and he was immediately fired.

Sacha gasped and ran over to her husband.
She quickly yanked down his pants and shorts only to find a normal, completely intact penis.

She looked up and said, "I don't understand. What about the pickle slicer?"

Yossel replied, "I think she got fired, too."

Wednesday 25 July 2012

Global elite hide $21 trillion from tax collectors worldwide « Dvorak News Blog

Global elite hide $21 trillion from tax collectors worldwide « Dvorak News Blog:

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Monetary Fund, suggests that for many developing countries the cumulative value of the capital that has flowed out of their economies since the 1970s would be more than enough to pay off their debts to the rest of the world…
And here in the United States, we are told we should vote to elect a leading representative of the tax cheats this report is all about – to be president of the country.
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